i passed this sign--up at the roughest drinking establishment that farmington has to offer--in the early morning a few weeks ago, and cursed myself for not having my camera. luckily, mom and cousin kathryn were visiting, and before they left town that morning i made them drive by it and take a photo. kathryn said two other cars pulled up as she and mom did, and that right after she took the picture, people from those other cars started taking the sign down. i feel blessed to have seen what was no doubt the result of some middle-of-the-night sign-rearranging antics (one of the top forms of entertainment for The Youths in maine, it should be noted), and even more blessed to have a record of its awesomeness. it's generally funny, yes, but also kind of funny-because-it's-true.